Confession # 92

Coming off the bench has been a little painful, but it has given me some great material for my blog.

Where to begin…

Should I start with the guy who showed up in White Paten Leather Shoes, or the guy who spilled a $70.00 bottle of wine all over the cheese plate appetizer, or maybe I should talk about the guy who called me six times in one day to make sure I was going to show up, or should I talk about the guy who said on his match.com profile that he was 5’10” but 5’0” me in my 4” heals towered over him.

Someone, please tell me it gets better, because I am getting a little punchy and the bench looks real good right now.

Confession # 91

I am a creature of habit.

Every morning I get up have my coffee and oatmeal, read the paper, throw on my work out clothes and hit the gym.

I pay my bills on the first and third Wednesday of each month.

I take a vacation every January and August.

I only wear three different types of perfume and only use one type of makeup.

I always sleep on the right side of the bed. Oh wait, I mean the left.

I am a creature of habit and now I find myself in a rut.

Spring is coming! It is time to try new things.

Where do I start?

A new perfume?
A new haircut?
A new beau?

Today I put my profile up on Match.com. I am getting off the bench!