Confession # 9

I was flipping through this month’s Cosmo and came across an article called “Butt Reality”.

Apparently you can tell a lot about a guy by his ass. My ex had an “Apple Tush” and the man I slept with for a few months after my breakup had a “Bubble Butt”. Both descriptions of these men were pretty dead on. I just wish looking at some guy’s ass could tell me whether he is an ass.