Confession # 8

I am not attracted to the Metrosexual. Is being metrosexual even still in vogue?

Anyway, if you don’t know, a metrosexual as defined by WordSpy is as follows:
metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

These men are very confused. Talking with one is like talking to a silly woman.

I spend a lot of time and money to get ready for my dates. I want to be the one people stop and look at when we walk into the room, not the silly man who stole my appointment at Trū.

But worse than a metrosexual is a wannabe metrosexual. Sweetheart, no matter how much the shirt cost it will not hide the fact that you need to wax your back! Charlotte from Sex and the City said it best, “You are not suppose to be able to grab someone’s back” A “Trū” metrosexual would know that.