Confession # 3

I have to learn the lingo of dating. Last night while my girlfriends and I were waiting for a table at our favorite restaurant some guy came over and told me, “I had him sprung.”

I was mildly embarrassed but relieved to find out that it meant he had sprung an erection and not a leak.

Special note: White guys in their late 30s should not try to speak ghetto, especially in a suit and tie.