Friday, February 04, 2005

Confession # 2

I have mastered a skill that makes men think they are great in bed. The funny thing is I don’t even require a man to do this or any other device, electronic or other wise.

I slept with a man the other night that was so small I don’t really think the sex counted. Anyway, I was getting bored so I had one. He was so excited.

It was at that moment that I knew it was a skill and not all women can do it. I am told that many women fake it. I don’t see how. If you actually have one you can feel your heart beat and so can the man you are with. I guess I just blew the secret. Sorry.

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