Confession # 4

I spend a lot of money on my panties and bras.

I use to be a ‘tidy whitey’ only girl, but then my girlfriend got a job in the lingerie department at Macy's and said to me one day, “What the FUCK, are you doing? Your single now, slap some lace on that ass. It has been working hard, give it a treat!”

And where there are lacey panties they must be lacey bras.

Okay, white cotton panties can be sexy, as long as they are not briefs, but grocery shopping in blue lace Calvin Klein’s keeps you away from the cookie aisle and makes the produce far more fun to squeeze.