BrazenlyBad FAQ

By Request for Valentine’s Day

Best Kiss
College, the boyfriend of one of my girlfriends, Genesis' "Home By the Sea” was playing on the radio. I still get chills when I hear that song.

Worst Kiss
This guy I dated in the fall. Too much mouth and too much force. I like kisses that are soft and slow.

Best Date
This is a tie-
One in college. One last summer when I met my White Knight.
Both were all day affairs, both ended without a good night kiss and both were the beginning of wonderful friendships.

All magic no reality!

Worst Date
The first official date with my Ex. We finished dinner in ten minutes and then went on to watch a very bad movie. In retrospect I should have ran away.

Best Sex
It was “One for the Road” sex with a guy I had already broken up with. Somehow I ended up waking up in his apartment and we had one last roll in the sheets. On cold lonely nights I use this memory to warm me up.

Worst Sex
The guy with the tiny penis, but like I said before, I don’t think it counted. So I will have to come back to this one.

Risky Sex
On my boss’ boat--NOT WITH MY BOSS

Boring Sex
None