Confession # 76
I love Kitsch!
As I unpack my house, I am rediscovering all the little items that were either given to me as gifts or I bought myself that continue to put a smile on my face!
Kitsch Inventory (so far)
RETRO BARWARE WITH FUNNY SAYINGS:
Martini Glasses that say:
“I don’t care if he calls or not!”
”A girl can't live on diet cola alone”
“Because cramps don't go away by themselves”
Shot Glass set that say:
“Maybe Mr. Right is wrong for you”
“What if your soulmate is ugly?
“Prince Charming is a Jerk”
Bar Towels that say:
“Prozac, Shmozac! Haven’t these people heard of a Martini?”
“I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s either me or the house”
“Stop me before I volunteer again,”
“The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I am doing, someone else surely does.”
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KITCHEN KITSCH
Anything with a ROOSTER or a CHICKEN!
Retro Coffee Mugs
Favorites:
Rosie the Riveter
“DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things faster with more energy!”
“COFFEE You can sleep when you are dead”
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OFFICE KITSCH
Anything with the Eiffel Tower or says Paris on it.
Fun Tile Magnets with funny sayings:
Here are a few:
“Men come and go. Jewelry lasts forever.”
“She knew how to please a man, but most days chose not to”
“I still miss you, but I’m shopping through my pain”
Trailer Trash Girl
“I’m having my period and can legally kill you”
“Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique”
Fancy Overpriced Paper Clips
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SILLY CONVERSATION PIECE KITSCH
Door Hangers that say:
Gone Shopping
Enter at your own risk
Coasters:
All kinds:
Beaded
Wood
Glass
Terracotta
Tiles
And Novelty Retro one with the same funny sayings as above
Seashells/Sea rocks
Bud vases
Candles
Novelty Books
Antique Doorknobs & Drawer Pulls
Antique Pill Boxes and Compacts
Lace and Linen Handkerchiefs
Tea Sets
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But the Ultimate Kitsch Item I have is a Cowgirl Belt Buckle
It is pretty cool it even has a Bottle opener But I have no use for it, (that is why it is my ultimate kitsch item), maybe I will sell it on ebay.
Back to unpacking!
As I unpack my house, I am rediscovering all the little items that were either given to me as gifts or I bought myself that continue to put a smile on my face!
Kitsch Inventory (so far)
RETRO BARWARE WITH FUNNY SAYINGS:
Martini Glasses that say:
“I don’t care if he calls or not!”
”A girl can't live on diet cola alone”
“Because cramps don't go away by themselves”
Shot Glass set that say:
“Maybe Mr. Right is wrong for you”
“What if your soulmate is ugly?
“Prince Charming is a Jerk”
Bar Towels that say:
“Prozac, Shmozac! Haven’t these people heard of a Martini?”
“I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
“Both of us can’t look good at the same time, it’s either me or the house”
“Stop me before I volunteer again,”
“The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I am doing, someone else surely does.”
---
KITCHEN KITSCH
Anything with a ROOSTER or a CHICKEN!
Retro Coffee Mugs
Favorites:
Rosie the Riveter
“DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things faster with more energy!”
“COFFEE You can sleep when you are dead”
---
OFFICE KITSCH
Anything with the Eiffel Tower or says Paris on it.
Fun Tile Magnets with funny sayings:
Here are a few:
“Men come and go. Jewelry lasts forever.”
“She knew how to please a man, but most days chose not to”
“I still miss you, but I’m shopping through my pain”
Trailer Trash Girl
“I’m having my period and can legally kill you”
“Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique”
Fancy Overpriced Paper Clips
---
SILLY CONVERSATION PIECE KITSCH
Door Hangers that say:
Gone Shopping
Enter at your own risk
Coasters:
All kinds:
Beaded
Wood
Glass
Terracotta
Tiles
And Novelty Retro one with the same funny sayings as above
Seashells/Sea rocks
Bud vases
Candles
Novelty Books
Antique Doorknobs & Drawer Pulls
Antique Pill Boxes and Compacts
Lace and Linen Handkerchiefs
Tea Sets
---
But the Ultimate Kitsch Item I have is a Cowgirl Belt Buckle
It is pretty cool it even has a Bottle opener But I have no use for it, (that is why it is my ultimate kitsch item), maybe I will sell it on ebay.
Back to unpacking!
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