Confession # 75

I love double entendres!

I have a friend with benefits, but I thought I would see if I could impose upon the relationship and see if my friend also came with favors. I need some pictures hung so I called him up. This was the conversation
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BB: Hey! Do you know how to screw a molly?

FwB: Uumm… Well first you need to find a stud?

BB: Well that is why I am calling you.

FwB: Do you have a drill?

BB: NO! I thought you had one.

FwB: Okay, you know, if this “STUD” is going to come all the way down from Walnut Creek, it is not just “MOLLY” who is getting “SCREWED”

BB: Well who is going to get “SCREWED” first “MOLLY” or me?

FwB: Business before Pleasure! I will be there at 6 (PM).

BB: Don’t forget your drill.

FwB: Do I ever? See you in a bit. Bye!

BB: Bye!
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Got to run, have a stud coming over with a drill to screw some holes! ;-)