Monday, April 24, 2006

Confession # 97

I hate men today.

I am tired of juvenile behavior. I am tried of rude attempts at humor. I am tired of harassing comments. I am tired of insane jealousy. I am tired of male insecurity. I am tired of all these things, but the thing I am most tired of is when I call these men on this unacceptable behavior, I am label the problem. A Bitch.

Well I have said it before and I will say it again—Sometime being called a Bitch is a compliment.

To the man who told me I was an uptight Bitch because I asked him to stop sending me text message about the size of breast. I would just like to say, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

To the man who cannot answer a simple question with a simple answer because he is trying to throw me off my frame, and then whispers “bitch” under his breath as I walk away to find a grown up. I would just like to say, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

To the man who described me as a High Maintenance Rich Bitch, because I own my own home, buy myself nice things, and have money in the bank, and he lives in a one bedroom apartment with milk crates as bookshelves, and has no money saved and is the ripe old age of 42. I would just like to say, THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

To all of the BOYS who think they are MEN, THANK YOU FOR THE COMMPLIMENT!

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