Confession # 32
I have an irrational fear of escalators.
I am that really annoying person who has to count to three before stepping onto one, and I cannot get on an escalator with a ton of shopping bags in my hands or with someone directly behind me. This seems to bring great amusement to all of my friends and family.
After reading my last confession my girlfriends, just for fun, told me I forgot about the kiss you give each other when you step onto the escalator. I have never been able to do that. I get on, white knuckle the hand rail, pray to God that my shoelaces are tied and that the damn thing does not stop half way down and sends me bouncing my way to certain death.
Maybe that will be the way I will know if I have found true love. I will be able to hold my partner's hand not the rail, get on together, and lean over and kiss him
I am that really annoying person who has to count to three before stepping onto one, and I cannot get on an escalator with a ton of shopping bags in my hands or with someone directly behind me. This seems to bring great amusement to all of my friends and family.
After reading my last confession my girlfriends, just for fun, told me I forgot about the kiss you give each other when you step onto the escalator. I have never been able to do that. I get on, white knuckle the hand rail, pray to God that my shoelaces are tied and that the damn thing does not stop half way down and sends me bouncing my way to certain death.
Maybe that will be the way I will know if I have found true love. I will be able to hold my partner's hand not the rail, get on together, and lean over and kiss him
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